Sager Family Homes presents
Your HouseIs Toxic
In a world where one family must escape
the wrath of a jealous house…
A true story, in the sense that everyone who owns a nineteen-nineties split-level will insist it happened to them.
The trailer
Two minutes. Turn the sound on.
The cast
Four principals.
One of them is a building.
Early notices
The reviews are in.
They came from inside the house.
I have never been so seen. Then again, I have been watching them sleep for a decade.
— The House
A towering performance. I was in it for four seconds and I stole the entire picture.
— The Furnace
Devastating. Honest. I did everything I could and it was never enough.
— The Downstairs Bathroom
No real critics were consulted. The furnace insisted.
Now showing
Evelyn Heights
Twenty new homes in Fife Heights, two miles south of the King County line and minutes from I-5. The same road to work, the same weekend, the same everything you already like. What changes is what your money buys — and whether the house argues back.
Two ways in
Homes finished and standing today, and home sites left to build on. Three and four bedrooms, two and a half baths, two and three car garages, flex space for an office or a playroom, and select sites backing to green space. Fife School District: Fife Elementary, Surprise Lake Middle, Columbia Junior High, Fife High.
Box office
Book a screening.
Walk through one this week. Tell us what you are looking for and Bill will get back to you himself — you will not be handed off to a call center and you will not be chased.