Is Your House Toxic? — poster art: a family, and the house they are leaving

Sager Family Homes presents

Is Your
HouseToxic?

In a world where one family must escape
the wrath of a jealous house…

A true story, in the sense that everyone who owns a nineteen-nineties split-level will insist it happened to them.

Running time 2:24Rated E for EquitySound on

The trailer

Two minutes. Turn the sound on.

The cast

Four principals.
One of them is a building.

The Father
The Father
Has been reasonable for twelve years. Is done being reasonable.
The Mother
The Mother
Already found the listing. Has not mentioned it yet.
The Son
The Son
Would like a room where the door closes all the way.
The House
The House
As itself.

Early notices

The reviews are in.
They came from inside the house.

I have never been so seen. Then again, I have been watching them sleep for a decade.

— The House

A towering performance. I was in it for four seconds and I stole the entire picture.

— The Furnace

Devastating. Honest. I did everything I could and it was never enough.

— The Downstairs Bathroom

No real critics were consulted. The furnace insisted.

Now showing

Evelyn Heights

Twenty new homes in Fife Heights, right on the King County line and under two miles from it by road. The same road to work, the same weekend, the same everything you already like. What changes is what your money buys — and whether the house argues back.

Evelyn Heights is Sager’s boutique line: homes from about $700,000, and showcase homes near $1 million, complete by the end of the year.

20
Homes total
6
Floor plans
2,802
Sq ft, largest plan
$700K
From about
Street map: the drive from downtown Federal Way to Evelyn Heights, about 15 minutes, with Evelyn Heights just across the King-Pierce county line
Streetscape at Evelyn HeightsA finished home at Evelyn Heights

Two ways in

Homes finished and standing today, and home sites left to build on. Homesites available now: lots 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 13, 14, 17 and 18 (lots 3 and 4 with three-car garages). Six floor plans from 1,399 to 2,802 square feet, two and three car garages, flex space for an office or a playroom, and select sites backing to green space. Fife School District: Fife Elementary, Surprise Lake Middle, Columbia Junior High, Fife High. School ratings at GreatSchools.

What we do differently

This one won’t turn on you.

The Sager name on the sign has been on Pierce County homes since 1978. Every home here is new from the framing up, and the builder behind it lives close enough to run into you at the grocery store.

We live where we build.

Locally owned and operated. Our team lives and works right here in the South Sound.

New, and inspected as it goes up.

Energy-efficient windows, insulation and mechanicals, built for a Northwest climate, with quality inspections throughout the build.

If we built it, we stand by it.

A one-year limited builder’s warranty on every home. Plumbing, roof, heating, electrical, gas: report it, and we send a team.

Best of South Sound.

Three years running: 2024, 2025 and 2026.

Box office

Book a screening.

Walk through one this week. Tell us what you are looking for and Bill will get back to you himself — you will not be handed off to a call center and you will not be chased.

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